justpaulagain
Asshole Formerly Known as Pablo Pistoffo
justpaulagain

Loud cars are irritating anyways.

My dude, in the twenty-first century the only reasonable use for a sword is to open a bottle of champagne so poorly your friends have to upload the video to Youtube.

The Z06 has 650 hp and 650 tq.

It’s an east coast thing.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Philadelphia is a good place to live. Plenty of good jobs, relatively affordable housing, walkable neighborhoods, great arts and culture scene, etc

Substitute any other group of people for kids in that sentence and many people would find it offensive.

Damn, with letters like that you should be a scrabble wizard!

Go us!

So what you’re trying to say is you’re recommending the FiST?

I was getting ready to recommend the Fiesta ST until I read the auto thing and then had to hit delete on everything... Sorry little FiST, I still love you even if others don’t.

I just bought this one new. Practical, fuel efficient daily commuter with enough power to have fun but not get in trouble. I know he wants an auto but the clutch is light and easy and shouldn’t add any wear to his weary left leg.

Peter Sagal gave the definitive answer.  You might not like it, but there’s absolutely no principled reason to say that the hot dog is not a sandwich.

A dude with a very specific tree fetish.

I love my Instant Pot and I don’t care if that further cements my Basic AF status. My household has two working adults with 40 min commutes and two kiddos. The IP is a lifesaver. Especially since I am TERRIBLE about remembering to take things out in the morning to defrost.

Yeah, no kidding. I’m 41 also and yet for some reason feel younger than I did when I was 31.

Matt McConaughey said that time is a flat circle. So that means that if Emmie is 10 and Crew is 1, then in 4 years, Emmie will be 17 and Crew will be an oblate spheroid. That's, like, physics. 

This is Porsche.  “Delete” options are always expensive and complicated.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE!