justopolis
justopolis
justopolis

As much as I'd love more communication from Valve about what they're doing, in the case of HL3 I don't want to hear a thing.

They couldn't keep her, she was too hard to animate.

Hoping for Claire.

I was really disappointed how unsophisticated the politics after the great District 9. It still works as an 80s style Sci Fi/Action movie but I was hoping for more substance.

Not James Bond's finest outing? Goldeneye is considered one of the better Bond movies! It's definitely considered the best Brosnan Bond Movie.

You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

Why the FUCK is this on IO9?!

THE KING OF FAR-REACHING THREATS!

Make sense because, if the Ouya is your only console, there wont be anything left to do except read.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?!

If this is what you need to do to get a sense of achievement, you seriously need to rethink your life.

A developer generating interest for his upcoming game? What is the world coming to!?

I know. They just press "R" for robot, then "E" for explosion, and the computer does all the rest! Under-worked and overpaid!

Mathilda

Note: No, I don't why the bar was out of cream. Poor logistics management, I guess? Carry on.

Note: this explanation assumes said White Russian was made with whole milk instead of cream. Carry on.

Note: this joke assumes drink in question was a White Russian. Carry on.

What do you expect? He wasn't about to cry over it.