Hat isn’t big enough to be Burt Reynolds Turd Ferguson.

This cat is obviously Burt Reynolds in his heyday c’mon.

Curvy doesn’t equal fat, you can be skinny and curvy, hater.

Habitual “reply all”-ers are the worst...

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

For me, it was just like you said in your other response - like the fact that he thinks this is somehow an example of extreme incompetence is a good example of how irrational otherwise normal people become where food service is concerned. I really feel like their is some instinct-based response to FOOD or the people…

Oh, dear, how dismaying.

That would be amazing! And easy to make happen, since there’s so many server/actors!

Love you for this. The fact that dude is *still* talking/defending himself says everything, too...

And who the hell orders one roll at a sushi place and somehow thinks that's an entree???

My tab tonight was between $8-$9. I used a $5 coupon which brought my tab to $3-something. I tipped $5. If other people don’t do this, they suck ass in a really bad way.

Not just my opinion. Look at all the people responding telling you the exact same thing. You can’t even fucking argue in an interesting way.

You know from reading this column that food service workers put up with a LOT, from bosses, co-workers and especially customers. Probably the worst part of it all though, is how dehumanizing it is. As a server, you’re a regular person with a unique personality, people who love you and hopes and dreams and feelings.…

Haha, that review is amazing. I noticed there were a couple of things in the review that he managed to conveniently leave out of this post:

Right, I feel like, really you read this article regularly and you haven’t picked up on what servers put up with and how much you fit the description of the typical customer who expects servers to bow and scrape for your pennies? Like, an instance of having to wait 20 minutes for the check and the waiter ignoring you…

My, my, you had hard day, pumpkin. Did you lose your monogrammed thermos?

This is not an interesting story, and based on your telling of it, I really cannot tell whether or not it’s true that the server was rude. However, it is perfectly clear that you are a terrible customer.

Judging from the killer combination of Groupon, 1-star Yelp review, and “I usually am a great tipper, but...”, it has to be a troll. Has to be.

If you hadn’t posted your inane, boring, trite story, and then defended it as not being the sort of boring, stupid story that no one is interested in, I would have had no occasion to tell you how wrong you and how dumb you look.

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.