Yes. If you’ve gone in, pee’d, wiped, and that door is still shut/no noise is coming from it, hurry up and wash your hands, that person is dying to shit.

Ah yes, Poop Chicken. It's hilarious to walk in on a standoff in progress.

or old world unfamiliar with western toilets. :(

If only my digestive system was so work friendly.

If I hear someone using a cell phone in a multi-stall bathroom I make as much toilety noise as I can to let the person on the other end of the phone know, that the person they’re speaking with is on the pot.

At an office building that I once worked in, there was a bathroom that was down an abandoned hallway. Nobody knew about it, and it was GLORIOUS. I would step away, take as much time as I wanted without anybody barging in, I’d relish in a fleeting moment of solitude then return to work.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

http://www.bustle.com/articles/12884…

RIP, Anna Nicole. RIP.

I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag!!

I bet Wil Wheaton College would cover birth control. Is there any way to put him in charge of this?

I am a huge fan of his BBC live stuff. Also, Miley Cyrus’s version of Summertime Sadness. BBC Live is my addiction.

I mishear all lyrics. I am that goof who sings the wrong lyrics every time. It might be why this is my favorite YouTube video ever. *potato wave, make me fries*

My thoughts on running:

I think you may be right.

Her new nickname at the zoo is Panyonce.

I used to have a dress that would make people give me their seats on the bus. I always felt it was kinder to take the seat than to go “Nope, just fat”.

Huh?

I don’t think it’s mild...

She looks so radically different that sometimes I wonder if she has mild body dysmorphia.