No glove, no love.

The Burns meet a very soft penguin

Cantona continued the crazy after retirement by kidnapping some of the best footballers on the planet, locking them in a cage in a freighter and making them play 3-on-3 to the death, with the losers being thrown overboard.

I was going to be so disappointed if you didn't reference "Bitches, leave" as one of the most bitingly awesome lines in the movie. I don't have the words to describe the contempt that radiates off of Clarence Boddicker as Curtwood Smith said that line.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

The petition says that Benson's mental health has also been deteriorating. When he was recently asked who the president of the United States was, he replied "Ronald Reagan"

Samer, I've noticed that the two of you seem to have a shared interest. Anything you want to tell us?

Interesting juxtaposition on the Deadspin homepage in which this is followed by a post titled "Help! There's Smoke Coming From My Tailpipe! What Does It Mean?"

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

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Madeleine's video was uploaded to TheFreedomline.com, a website run by Adam Kokesh, an Iraq War veteran and libertarian activist.

The problem is, a gas tax is very regressive, and hurts the economy overall. I know all of us poor and middle class are struggling and think things in the country have gone downhill, but the country overall has more money than it ever has in history. The problem is, all of that money is being funneled to a handful of…

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

Just like anywhere else really, lol.

I'm sure Jack Johnson's parents could put him in touch with some lenders.

Max Scherzer's Agent: [tosses out somewhat misleading contract figures]