I just hate high school students.

No shit

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

Kid: "Led Zeppelin"? The hell am I supposed to do with this junk?

the complete first season of the original Batman television show on DVD, and a fuuuuuckingLed Zeppelin CD.

Policeman: What's the description of the suspect?

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.

Greg why are you a tool of the Obama administration, running a funny factual story about a crazy misprint in a tiny small town paper in Kentucky hmmm????

Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

because Uber is a pyramid scheme of unlicensed and unvetted weirdos

still better and less shady than Uber

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Hah! I'm in SoCal, and the numbers are prolly skewed here, but my (hellaPino) dad's side of the family has, like, 4 women out of (at last estimation) 62 (over 2 1/2 generations— Catholic fecundity FTW) who are NOT members of the medical professions in some way. The older males are all (almost retired) aerospace…

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

I mean, if Manny Pacquiao and Chris Berman died on the same day, who would receive more obituaries?