Go home Sam Hinkie, you're drunk!

It says a lot about the WWE that he had to nickname every player Koko B. Ware.

"Jeez buddy have some decency and cover that thing"

Before you say "UGH SHE SOUNDS INSUFFERABLE," Counter admits she was pretty fucking insufferable. Her friend who found the original ad wasn't feeling so hippy dippy about the whole thing, however.

He's really trying to keep his numbers down to the 14, 15, 16 area, and I want him up in the 18, 19 area.

BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT IN STOKE?!?

We do publish a short-form, profanity-free version of each Foodspin recipe over on my personal Kinja blog, for people who just want some instructions they can follow. Here's the one for lobster tails:

None of that is in this article. And TRANSLATE? You must be joking, I'm a busy man.

yeah because

Philly is down to the 14th fatest. When I was there I don't think there was a year outside of the top 5. They're definitely trending opposite of your ending line.

True, but they did lead to us all having 5-10 of those glass, Garfield mugs in our cabinet for years to come.

"I respectfully disagree"

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead,"

At issue: whether Moody's head was up or down.

Nice try, but if I'm not going to read the e-mails from my own HR department, I'm not reading them from the NFL.

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

Considering the G stands for "Graphics" which in turn the word graphics is the same kind of G that when pronounced should be GIF and not JIF.

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

The idea of self determination is good, and particularly aligned with the "american" state of mind, but how often does that work out for anyone? Take the name calling our and let's really think for a second.

Unless you were born rich/or into a powerful family it's extremely hard to get anything done.

Bill Gates? His…