Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

You're going to get a very sternly worded letter from the owner of a boutique artisinal sarsaparilla shop in Williamsburg.

31% of Americans don't believe in evolution, so he's sadly not alone.

He's definitely one of those guys where you wish you could have been a fly on the wall the first time somebody had to explain to them that Stephen Colbert is just doing a comedy bit.

The death stare from that woman is great.

For all the dead ppl

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

I can't wait to see what the Patriots' one-millionth follower has to say tonight...

Well, this is awkward

No, it was built on Pittsburgh, which is infinitely worse.

This post has found more assholes than Charmin.

Collectively, four cats that are faded reminders of what once was.

Not exactly rising from the ashes, though.

Nice Haisley. Steal my post from the Klinsman thread, keep it in pending and make it your own. Sweet job at Deadspin.

no h/t to fomthe20thfloor who pasted this in a previous article?

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.