Marouane Fellaini is a vision of style and grace whenever he scores a goal.

“bearded people need to be rounded up and executed”

Yeah, I’m of the belief that Square has the right to approach those scenes however the developers see fit, and I hope they remake the entire Wall Street Market section (Honey Bee Inn included) in an interesting, provocative way.

Sam Hinkie offering 3 players and an assortment of draft picks for 2027 for the fictional talking dog.

Nope. We’ve seen peak basketball, but we let it die in the 90s because of backwards ideas like Pop’s.

Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

Is Screamer just Barca, Arsenal fanboyism with the occasional MLS Sucks piece?

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

ME DO HOCKEY. ME GET VIOLENT WHEN ME FEELINGS HURT. VIOLENT MAKE ME MANLY.

But you do realize that a yellow card and, say, broken ribs are very different consequences.

you are a bad sports baby. try to be a good sports baby and chill the fuck out

You can’t be offside if you are inside your own half when the ball is played.

Herman,

I was lucky enough to see something similar to this in person once. All the teddy bears flying around me made for a truly wonderful sight, and it makes me wish even more orphanages would spontaneously explode.

Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

What a shock: the Greek guy was planning to recklessly spend money.