because Uber is a pyramid scheme of unlicensed and unvetted weirdos

still better and less shady than Uber

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Hah! I'm in SoCal, and the numbers are prolly skewed here, but my (hellaPino) dad's side of the family has, like, 4 women out of (at last estimation) 62 (over 2 1/2 generations— Catholic fecundity FTW) who are NOT members of the medical professions in some way. The older males are all (almost retired) aerospace…

When asked which day of the week was especially difficult on Twitter, Cutler responded "definitely the eighth one."

I mean, if Manny Pacquiao and Chris Berman died on the same day, who would receive more obituaries?

The guy in that last letter never clearly establishes that he wasn't doing what he was accused of. How do we know he didn't leave his roommate in the Womb of Time?

Go home Sam Hinkie, you're drunk!

It says a lot about the WWE that he had to nickname every player Koko B. Ware.

"Jeez buddy have some decency and cover that thing"

Before you say "UGH SHE SOUNDS INSUFFERABLE," Counter admits she was pretty fucking insufferable. Her friend who found the original ad wasn't feeling so hippy dippy about the whole thing, however.

He's really trying to keep his numbers down to the 14, 15, 16 area, and I want him up in the 18, 19 area.

Ok but try explaining things to someone who doesn't really get computers:

BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT IN STOKE?!?

We do publish a short-form, profanity-free version of each Foodspin recipe over on my personal Kinja blog, for people who just want some instructions they can follow. Here's the one for lobster tails:

None of that is in this article. And TRANSLATE? You must be joking, I'm a busy man.

yeah because

Philly is down to the 14th fatest. When I was there I don't think there was a year outside of the top 5. They're definitely trending opposite of your ending line.

True, but they did lead to us all having 5-10 of those glass, Garfield mugs in our cabinet for years to come.