justmadethisburner
JustMadeThisBurner
justmadethisburner

"I respectfully disagree"

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead,"

At issue: whether Moody's head was up or down.

Genius for Sony to stage a hack by "North Korea" in order to hype "The Interview." Perfect timing, too. It's shocking and outrageous but no one is getting shot or choked or bombed.

The spirit of L.B. Mayer is still alive in the Thalberg building!

Nice try, but if I'm not going to read the e-mails from my own HR department, I'm not reading them from the NFL.

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

Considering the G stands for "Graphics" which in turn the word graphics is the same kind of G that when pronounced should be GIF and not JIF.

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

Then you would have known why it was called 22 Jump Street as opposed to jumping on the "why is it called this, it makes no sense, damn hollywood!"

The idea of self determination is good, and particularly aligned with the "american" state of mind, but how often does that work out for anyone? Take the name calling our and let's really think for a second.

Unless you were born rich/or into a powerful family it's extremely hard to get anything done.

Bill Gates? His

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

You're going to get a very sternly worded letter from the owner of a boutique artisinal sarsaparilla shop in Williamsburg.

31% of Americans don't believe in evolution, so he's sadly not alone.

He's definitely one of those guys where you wish you could have been a fly on the wall the first time somebody had to explain to them that Stephen Colbert is just doing a comedy bit.

The death stare from that woman is great.

For all the dead ppl

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

I can't wait to see what the Patriots' one-millionth follower has to say tonight...

Well, this is awkward