Yeah, imagine if I were just a regular joe who did what he did, I’d be... also outside of jail? Fuck man, assaulting women really isn’t as punished as it should be.

Arsène Wenger - The man that makes me cheer for Chelsea while Mourinho is there. Fucking hell is that man annoying. Here’s a direct quote from a press conference:

Oh fuck off. What’s the dollar amount you’d be comfortable with a total stranger worth $100MM spending on his wife’s jewelry?

1. Good thing I reloaded before jumping in with Amazing Spiderman as so many already have

Or in terms of “Fuck Liverpool”

It will still come in ranked #302 or whatever behind every single post about Jay Cutler’s wife.

If The Daily Show had any effect on our actual political culture, it was probably to the benefit of conservatives. In its absence, many young liberals might have confronted the George W. Bush years and engaged in actual political projects, like the campus left of the 1960s.

Doesn’t Ibra not like Messi? That’s good enough reason for me not to like Messi.

Remember when deflating a football carried with it a small fine and no one gave a shit? Those were good days.

If Ball State isn’t #1, this list is invalid.

If Ball State isn’t #1, I don’t know this website anymore.

I’ll defend the Crown Royal lady:

See, I’m the complete opposite, I love that they end with a JRPG. With character names alone there’s a good number of donation drives they can scrounge up for the end run. Mostly though, I like the idea of ending with a coda rather than a climax.

I think every team wishes for that <sobs>

The punishment is no suspension, but your best co-worker and some others all quit.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

But based on record, I guess Sixers > Knic::banned from Deadspin by Kyle Wagner::

So? Isn’t that then the Red Sox fault for not throwing to home before the next batter came to the plate?

There was that guy who sidekicked the catcher and charged the mound. Or do you go less violent and pick the Pedro tossing aside Don Zimmer moment?

I can’t recall a similar play where a ball was caught several feet from the wall in the field of play, only to result in a home run after it was carried over the fence and dropped. Betts is a modern day Jose Canseco, I guess.