The hot take would be saying European Vacation is the best one.

Well, when other teams commit an infraction, they get fined. When the Pats do it, they get a larger fine and are docked first-round draft picks. That’s preferential, right?

No, it’s both.

No black player should play one should be in Russia unless they have to.

I guess in keeping with the stereotypes of the Irish, it’d be called Atlas Chugged.

FUCK. I’ve been learning German this whole time, for what?!

So much for it being a Dunk of Death then; guy’s still alive. It’s more like a “la dunk de la almost mort” if you ask me.

How long is this dude going to be allowed to run a team into the ground?

The Sixers suck because the previous GM traded Andre Iguodala for Andrew Bynum, not because Sam Hinkie drafted Joel Embiid instead of Aaron Gordon.

it’s hard to feel sympathy for a team that’s been purposefully losing for years

Yeah, but what about the idea that they could have used the stretch provision to create cap room and not send anything to the Sixers. I mean, fuck, they could have just sent Sauce over for a second, Philly actually liked him (assuming the rumor is true that he was sent out because Cousins didn’t like him).

You forgot to add that the goalkeeper who ends up actually playing will just be some fuck they saw in the parking lot.

Yeah, but then you’d have to convince Burneko that hockey is actually a sport that gets watched.

I know some people prefer Mike or Joel, but Lou was probably the best of the three.

Yeah, but when I think of fanboys, I think of defining characteristics instead of that, what you cover seems more like a typical response from anyone who likes anything too much. I assume it was something like that for Drew as well, just running into the people defending them way too much.

Because I assume this is supposed to be a list for now and not 1997 (though that don’t explain Lady Gaga’s inclusion or Springsteen’s absence).

I’m just glad they didn’t decide the Women’s World Cup was yet another place to give Gus Johnson a second try.... FUCK, they’re still probably going to have him do the Men’s World Cup.

This article is the first place I’ve ever heard of Flaming Lips fanboys. Here I thought most fans were like me, in that they like/love the music but wished Wayne Coyne would fucking shut up.

They already have a decent coach. But yeah, pretty much the plan is “get top 10 player, build around him.” Now, it’s not necessarily, “we have to lose games” (since I bet they would love to have a season where they’re good enough to not miss the playoffs until game 82, but then win the lottery) but rather, “why should…

It’s front page of deadspin.com right now. And not in the usual “elsewhere on gawker media” kind of way.