This article left me feeling dirty, like I had watched ESPN’s First Take or something. Was the Deadspin staff angry at Gawker’s page views for simply putting up another site’s Chrissy Teigen titty shot?

If only George Weller needed milk...

And Hinkie would try to flip him for 2 second round picks in 2025 (or just make one or two other easy moves for backcourt players and win the East, LeBron’s so good I would be more shocked if he didn’t drag the 76ers to at least the conference finals).

I assume the RFA deal the Flames told the Bruins they’d be sending would have resulted in less picks going Boston’s way, so they worked out this as a compromise to keep relations between the teams kosher. I mean, at least that’s the justification I can think of (I also have vague memories of that being the deal at the…

No no no, you see, when Boston makes a move, it has to be reported as a fair deal on their side. Like the “massive” trade haul they were rumored to have proposed of shit, shit and Marcus Smart for Noel and #3.

I guess he doesn’t want his own marriage recognized in some states so he can technically say it ain’t cheating?

I guess completely agree with him that we are moral jihadists since Islamic Jihadists claim they are on the side of Islam, then that means moral jihadists are in a holy war on the side of morals. We only blew up those twin towers so the truth and righteousness could spread out? I dunno, this guy’s analogy game is…

The worst possible thing is if he’s slightly above average. If he’s a star, the “way to go with the boos, you dumb fucks” is good, if he’s a bust, “LOLKNICKS” just writes itself.

Well, we all know the cheese is the best baller in the deli, better than the bologna and the salami combined.

I don’t understand how this is beyond you. If he were at the end, he would be where the truck is. If those spots were numbered, he would be parking over spots 2 and 3. You’re arguing that somehow, someway, a parking spot that would be marked #2, that is in-between spots that could be labeled #1 and #3 is at the END of…

A modicum of brainpower would still show that that’s still not the end of the lot. If you wanted to bring your completely unlikely “he wanted to leave room for people leaving donations” theory into it and how that somehow suddenly changes time and space to make where he parked the “end of the lot” then I can’t help…

How do I know he didn’t do that? Oh, I don’t know, only by the fact that if he did do that, he’d have double parked where the truck is and not where his actual car is. From the photos, it seems he’s at the end of whatever lot he is in (except for that one actual space that’s there).

That Marcus Smart/picks for Noel/#3 would end the “Hinkie is running a con and the Sixers will end up in Newark” talk at least. I mean, it would be replaced by “Hinkie is the worst GM in the NBA” talk, but at least it would change the talk. I know whenever I’m presented a 5-asset deal where I’m giving up the top two…

Yeah, and the WNBA sucks. Hypocritical would be if Deadspin said all women’s sports were awesome but bashed the WNBA. Are you also mystified by how Deadspin can like soccer enough to warrant the Screamer sub-site but also constantly make fun of the MLS?

And some guys should just pay for it instead of spending money to be taught that insulting a woman and is the way into bed. Getting rid of pick-up artists does sound like an improvement.

Actually, I don’t care that they are covering a sport.

All I hear is, “whine whine whine, I can’t get a girlfriend” because you’re throwing a temper tantrum because they’re covering a sport.

Nodding Head’s Ich Bin Ein Berliner Weisse is also decent. I’ve only had it on tap, so can’t confirm it’s also a regularly priced beer (it was cheap for draft, but PA is weird with pricing due to the backwardness that is their alcohol racket).

That actually says Lietuva.

Hey now, when you also are rooting for the Phillies, being able to describe your team as “only third-worst technically” is something to grasp for.