I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure the guy in your point B was the super-great-at-being-smarmy Rob Huebel (side note: smarmy is like a top 5 favorite word to use as an insult).

His point is “Scottie Pippen was a great player”

“Brah, I found this techno dance house remix of Nickleback’s third single off their fourth album. It’s 25 minutes long, so if I speed it up by 300%, maybe I can fit it into this highlight package of successful passes by Ronaldo.”

Well, if you define sad as being one of the winningest sports towns except when it comes to just winning more than one goddamn championship since I’ve been alive, then yes.

It wouldn’t be those three combined... once the 85th minute rolls around and the US is up, Italy would suddenly switch sides.

You’re right, America’s got enough “Divine Right” angles, we don’t need another.

Another great bicycle kick goal.

After watching the video, it’s clearly not Lopez’s fault. After reading his quote, I want it to be Baldwin’s fault, can we just charge him with something?

I could, but the 1980s stole all my jokes about airplanes and the quality of food on them.

You should read more then.

America has a soccer league?

Have enforcers stopped dirty hits in hockey?

“I don’t drink alcohol; it’s cool.”

Either way, I still blame you guys for Pol Pot.

That makes no sense. The fault is on the ground, it’d have to be The People’s Elbow.

So, averaging 54 losses in the 8 years prior to drafting Horford was them trying to win?

Fucking shut up, idiot.

While I find it quite stupid, I can at least entertain a dumb argument for hazing in contact sports where team bonding could help, but hazing in baseball, softball, golf, or tennis? That’s just solely sociopaths masturbating over a bit of power.

Well, what else can the Knicks do? Obviously they can’t trade Carmelo Anthony and start over.

Watch as it turns out this whole “zero tolerance” thing really means a fighter gets fired if they are discovered not to have beaten their wife. Something about Dana White gives off “I hate women to a degree that would make Terrance Howard think it’s a bit much.”