No, no, you see, when your best two players are Jrue Holiday and Thaddeus Young, and you’ve only had one full season above .500 in a decade, what you do is DOUBLE-DOWN ON THAT SHIT!

That’s still a better trade then what the Sixers gave up for Bynum.

Why is there so much NHL coverage? Where is the article about NBA draft? And don’t give me that, “we’re working on it and it’ll be up later today” bullshit, all articles for a day should be done at the same time lest I think you have an actual preference for one sport over the other.

Shoji Tabuchi is too good for the Super Bowl.

Why? I mean, they’re just going to run the football about four thousand times because Ryan Grigson is a goddamn idiot, Malcom Brown was right there and you draft a fucking back-up slot receiver?!?

Have you been to the campus recently? They added a pool table in the game room.

Oh what a glorious day it was when those bastard DeVry Dugongs were caught using self-adhesive stamps. I shared many a sup with my fellow Snapdragons. We found ourselves full of food and drink, happy and alive.

You must be proud. Stamp licking still has such a proud history with the Snapdragons.

Whatever happened to the Magister? Last I heard he was in Barbados searching for the lost city of Ghadua.

Yeah, our stamp licking team was pretty good. Hard to make it as a walk on.

Ah cool! A fellow Snapdragon! Go Snapdragons! My favorite class there was pottery.

That wasn’t Spanish, it was German. Mexicans speak German, jeez, where’d you go to school?

That site never had the ability to construct rational thought.

Yeah, I never got the “abortions cause depression” argument. Even past the point where it’s a complete lie, it’s like, motherfuckers, it happens so often after giving birth that we have a specific goddamn name for it.

How did they get off easy? This has happened before, the only difference is instead of it coming out days later as a who cares blurb, it got instant coverage right after the game. When no one cared, it was a small fine. Now that it’s “damaged the shield”, it’s apparently worth a quarter of a season suspension, a fine…

Didn’t he also think the show stopped being good BEFORE seasons 6-8? Like, let’s not canonize the guy yet for taking a stand about the show’s declining quality when he thinks that happened before two of the greatest seasons of any TV show ever.

The Flyers won?

Then don’t be that hockey snob. Would it have been so hard to not post this comment?

Yeah, but since there’s no record of the initial weight of the ball, the league never really proved the Pats deflated balls either.