With all the clutching and grabbing Dong was doing, it doesn’t seem like there was much difference between showing this fight and Pacquiao-Mayweather.

No, you obviously don’t get it. Satan’s never been criticized for being sanctimonious. In fact, Satan is the complete opposite of that, so your comment was about as wrong as it could possibly get. (Before bothering to respond, I get what you mean, you just chose the exact wrong way to say it).

Hey, if they can get “The Finnish God of Defense” Kimmo Timonen a cup, it would take the sting out of 2010 a little.

We could kill him, unless he’s some sort of demon creature, it might work.

Well, lay off the Botox then.

Nazi Germany and North (Best) Korea

Especially since his college has yet to bring its spring term to an end.

Nah, pure muscle memory, you can see it in basketball games when a player takes a free throw for a technical foul. There won’t be a teammate near them but a player will put his hand out to slap fives with imaginary players (who are usually there for a typical free throw).

As stipulated by Mayweather’s contract, proceeds from the fight go to the charity “No More Cameras” which is near and dear to his fist... I mean, heart.

The Bulls players’ reactions screamed “We would do this too if he weren’t our teammate.”

Well, when you have the absolute worst color commentator, it doesn’t matter who the play-by-play guy is.

I’m sorry, but it was not “obviously not a rape joke.” If you remove the emojis, it’s a rape joke. Now, if someone tries to claim it’s a rape joke despite being made aware of the emojis, then yeah, that person’s just clearly looking to be offended, but no, that thing is not “Obviously not a rape joke” when “not paying…

Masahiro Tanaka On 15-Day DL With Wrist Tendonitis

This is going to be a very long weekend for USMNT goalkeepers against Manchester teams.

I love that little “without the benefit of a single lottery pick since 2007” statement because conveniently ignores that if you hit on that pick, which the Hawks did, you start winning games. You don’t think the Sixers would have been a different team if they had picked DMC instead of Turner? Do you think the Hawks…

Is there a universal GIF for No One Cares? Just picture whichever one you think covers that and pretend I added it.

Yes, sure, in your super specific example of someone joining a “for experienced players only” group for a game taking up the class that requires knowing the game, sure, criticize that person for their inexperience, but holy shit, that’s what, 0.awholefuckingbunchofzerosthenafucking1% of the times someone has been…

Yeah, I was always astounded when people complained about the Sixers tanking (specifically, rather than being against tanking as a whole), Spencer friggin’ Hawes was their third-best player behind Jrue “Only an All-Star if everyone else is hurt and he is having a career year and even then he’s a borderline case”…

I just think the league and the NBRA could probably do more to ensure consistency from the system they have.

There is also the argument that mortgage companies are just a unique form of evil and should never be dealt with. I mean, if you can put down 100%, have at it, but I could easily go my entire life without getting a mortgage. Being swindled on the idea of student loans as a minor was enough, thank you very much.