I don’t see how that could absolve him of needing to go fuck himself as the original poster demands; all that would mean is that he chose to go by C. Trent.

Irving’s last shot of the half, a pull-up three at the buzzer which left Evan Turner considering a new profession, put the Cavs up 62-54 and effectively ended the game.

This is what, the 107th day of the year? This is probably incident #23,920,199,355 give or take a few.

The Sixers outperformed expectations!

You don’t understand that the guy who ends up getting shitcanned because the players start to hate him after a few years on the job got shitcanned after a few years on the job as all the players started to tune him out?

So, basically just ask KD, “Hey, who can we hire to coach here that will get you to stay?”

Cecil Fielder, right?

That Hardwood Paroxysm really comes off as a fuck, like making a vague mafia threat:

Nolan Arenado hit 18 dingers and 34 doubles in 432 at-bats in 2014, and is basically the second coming of Scott Rolen at third base.

I don't know, why do people post highlight packages for basketball players with godawful rap, or hockey packages with godawful hard rock/heavy metal, or football packages with one of the three, or baseball with, haha, no one is watching a compilation of baseball (ok, the stereotype for them seems to be the same as…

He was the world's first racist, I think...

(From the linked article):

To paraphrase Norm MacDonald, even in today’s enlightened society, there remains a stigma to being a murderer.

I'm sure the NCAA would find a way to declare Brown ineligible if he got paid for it.

Not when I do the "buy it now" option like they did.

"...represents a decisive response to the campaign waged by the sector of envious haters on the success of Qatar to host the 2022 FIFA World Cup, and to their false allegations of persecution of workers and residents in our beloved country."

Man, that right eye is fucked up.

The twist in the Wahlberg movie is that the bombers are secretly Vietnamese.

He was pointing to himself. The egotistical bastard.

They really missed an opportunity to make this censoring of the face look like a dick and a pair of balls. Are you sure they're bros?