This might have been Wes Anderson's worst film.

No I'm not, I liked Bowfinger.

He was THAT close to be drafted by the Sixers.

Eddie Murphy, I realize, is not like the rest of us. Eddie does not need the laughs.

Whoa whoa whoa, where do you get off saying the Philadelphia Union run their team as if they were in a small market like Portland or SLC? The Union run their team as if their market was just Chester.

Well, my statement was a little too dramatic, but it does cover personal preference. Using the article being objectively better than not using it is true for those using the article. I mean, we're going with the idea that no one is using "The Major League Soccer" or "The Soccer" unless just trying to be a bastard…

Huh? At what point does "no, no we wouldn't, we would probably only use the article when referring to the acronym" read as "using the article when referring to the acronym must mean I want to use it when not using the acronym as well"? Is it somewhere over by "You can't read"?

Oh thank christ you took that the way it was intended, I'm sure you've had to deal with obvious lighthearted snark getting twisted as some sort of apparent attack by people just looking to argue.

This clever asshole only sees a list, not a chart, bruh.

Ok, I had no problem doing this the first time, you just weren't the only person ragging on it.

Keep calling it "The MLS" please, especially if it annoys people. I mean, holy shit, one guy even brought out the "You wouldn't say "The Major League Soccer won" guns completely oblivious to the fact that, no, no we wouldn't, we would probably only use the article when referring to the acronym (also, this person…

Actually, if it helps you sleep at night, I jumped off the bandwagon once I actually started following soccer a decade later and found they were no longer the underdog, though I do cheer for them over all the teams I really dislike now (your Manchesters, Liverpools, and Arsenals).

Of course that kid lying on the floor knew what was up, he took the damn shot. Also, he's probably their best player or the coach's son, why else would the shortest kid on the team be playing hero ball with the game on the line?

Suddenly the fan club for Chelsea supporters in France just doubled in popularity (as opposed to increasing by hundredfold had that black guy been clearly Muslim).

I agree, I mean, I already knew I was horrible person, but I guess you could spin "was a kid in American getting interesting in the Premier League, read in a magazine in the late-90's that they were perennial losers, and liked cheering for the underdog" as jumping on the bandwagon...

I'm sorry, but if you bought Vibram shoes and continued to Heel-strike when running, no amount of additional information was going to help you. Maybe, MAYBE, if you bought the shoes, like, before you heard of them, and also never ran before, and have club feet, then you could be forgiven for remaining a heel-striker.…

I have no doubt in my mind that, three years down the road, I'm still going to get questioned for shit I did this year. When I say this year, I do mean 2015.

An entire county of people named Patrick? That does sound frightful.

You missed the difference in wins between the Pats and Jets. The Jets are playing a 12-4 team, the Pats play a 4-12 team.

Europe is 8 times more dense than the Metropolis that is Boston-DC? He isn't talking about Wyoming here, or hell, California.