Randomly decided today is a "make bean dip" day and found this comment again, still a great reply.

Apparently I have no soul... that movie was way too f'ing long. That movie did not need to approach two hours, it felt torturous by the end (it also didn't help that seemingly every single funny joke happened in the first hour).

Well, I mean, if any team was going to like that account, are we shocked that it's the one from Boston?

Trout is just 23 and has made about two million dollars in his career, or the same amount of money Ryan Howard got paid for his first 13 games this season. Sometimes life is unfair.

This clip was from before drones were such a big thing, I'd say it's more a "Recreational Dilcopter"

Oh, so your entire premise is based off the fact that I made a joke about college amateurism being expressed as "creating well-rounded individuals" in its exploitation of student-athletes and you read that as "being thrust into a professional league has no effect on a player's development." Fantastic work there, boss.

Well, at least we know this guy deserved it.

What years am I missing? A quick google search shows his net worth is seven digits and has been playing professional soccer every year since 2004. Are you really trying to say that if Freddy Adu had spent a year playing NCAA soccer while taking "who cares" classes, he'd have succeeded more? The guy just wasn't as…

I know, right? Still a professional soccer player and everything!

But how is he supposed to become a well-rounded individual if he's getting paid to play soccer while taking classes on the side? We all know the true way to groom a professional athlete like Martin is to tell him he can't get paid for playing until he spends a year playing for free while someone writes papers for him…

And here I thought the Funbag was for poop-stories.

Can we just institute a rule that if you worry whether your drink/sport/hat/car/sweater/movie/life is "manly" or not then you are not manly, will never be manly, and should just stay inside your bedroom where no one else has to deal with your stupidity. This also extends to anyone who gives a shit about anything…

7 could be bulemic. We need to stop with this number shaming!

I actually do make a point to walk on the side with the cars. But I also do this with friends, male or female, so I just assume it's a self-sacrificial thing rather than any type of misogynistic fake-chivalry idea. I am paranoid to the point that I keep myself ready to push people out of the way of a car that jumps…

And the fans of other sports are complete saints (note: football isn't close to my favorite sport so I'm not jumping to defend its honor)? There was just an article today about MMA fans (I know, I know, not a sport, but bear with me) defending WAR MACHINE after he put two people in the hospital. They're convinced a…

Oh come on, that's nonsense, you're exaggerating the race factor here... he might have survived if he were East Asian too.

Well, Mark Sanchez could actually win a playoff game.

And yet older. Strange...

So, it is history then?

Hold the fuck on... how the hell does that tweet make any sense?