Sorry, it's .666, math be damned.

I don't get it? Nick Foles got traded to Tampa Bay?

What part of that is wrong? Their numerous trips to the Europa League have shown that they do a whole lot of aspiring to be in the Champions League. Very few things in soccer have been funnier to see them finally finish fourth only to have Chelsea pull a Champions League trophy out of nowhere and knock them back into…

Man, Brandon Finnegan is giving away some shitty tickets on Twitter.

Yes. Yes they do. That is the entire reason behind it. "You're not allowed to admit your long-term plans involved not being great for 2-3 seasons!"

Man, Adam Baldwin is really trying to be the worst Baldwin brother. Doesn't he realize he's not even eligible?

See, I always thought his best legal option would have been "don't rape that girl" but I guess that was a bridge he burned a long time ago (when he raped that girl).

You forgot to put something:

And he did it in two totally different ways. First one he floats a duck up that gets circus caught by some nobody, second time he throws one the most perfect passes ever. It's like his damn career in a nutshell.

Or at least try to switch the positive result.

If "Arsenal finishes 4th" is a narrative, it's a damn documentary.

If my boss asks, yes. Wait...

Internet commentator: "How dare that man not give 100%! Blah blah blah, rabble rabble (posts while at work)"

I'm much more frightened about his high ranking of reggae. I'm not prepared for Drew Magary to start growing his hair out for dreads.

Well, they've also had occasional good things to say about Wendy's, BK, and McDonald's burgers if you ever read the fast-food comparison articles.

I thought we were past that in hockey though, since the Kings, who if they aren't buying into the CORSI stuff certainly f'ing look like it, won two of the past three cups.

See, I always thought the Spurs approach was rather more like the Bulls dynasty. "Get the best player at their position of all-time; don't fuck it up."

I was also referring to the narrative of the movie, since the narrative of the movie fits with the general public's idea of what Moneyball is (OBP! WALKS! DINGERS!) rather than what it actually was (MARKET INEFFICIENCIES!) . That it wasn't just that the Moneyball approach could win games, but win the World Series.

You who doesn't? Paul Holmgren, so excuse me while I go drink some bleach.

See, I always thought the "Billy Beane won" part of Moneyball was at the very end, when it says the Red Sox won the World Series after becoming a team heavily invested in analytics.