The ding is great. And I care not to know if Lloyd was correct in his speech, it’s kept me sane for 20+ years of flying.

Every single flight since I was 10, 26 years of flying. Yep.

I picture this scene EVERY flight as I wait for the ding. Thank you for posting.

I wait for the ding. And I am really disappointed that no one posted this yet.

My son's father cheated on me with a trans woman he met on craigslist. I was a week away for my due date and she contacted me on Facebook. I guess she had asked him if he was single and he said yes. She found him on Facebook and sure enough found out he was in a relationship. She sent me dick pics he sent her and…

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

I've told this story before here. But.

I found a hickey on his neck and scratch marks on his chest and back. I was 9 months pregnant.

When she showed up at our apartment with a toddler. Cute little bugger- looked just like my at the time husband.

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

I think it is John.

this is what illiteracy does. God damn.

I'm a truly single parent of a super energetic two year old. I have no partner and no family within a hundred miles to lend a hand in the day-to-day stuff and it's fucking hard. Last week I had a bad moment like the one you described. Just loosing my shit angry because my son did something I'd asked him a million…

I have wanted to smack the heck out of my kid. Never did though, because I am not a parent the way my mom was a parent, and I can recognize that my child is a happy child in a way I never was. The handful of times I have felt like doing it I was able to recognize that I was the problem, step back, and be a better…

You are dead on. Those two have B school written all over them. And they are the absolutel worst. They look exactly like the entitled brats my company has been hiring non stop the last two years. They come in expecting everyone to worship them, they continue to talk about GPA's for years, and they complain if…

I agree, I'm guessing B school. The Law School folks seem to be a little more self-aware and they don't have time to terrorize restaurants. The B school people (George W. Bush is a graduate) seem to have a slightly more relaxed academic schedule.

My vote would be B school. In my experience, those folks are the absolute worst of the bunch.

I think it's a generalized problem with maintaining crazy parent contact. There was just a story on an English woman who is court ordered to write letters updating her ex-partner on their children (with pictures) and ordering him to have visitation once he gets out. He's in prison for attempting to murder her in a…

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