there’s a whole thing online nowadays with ball joint doll collectors...they treat the dolls like they’re alive too. Different strokes for different folks, I guess!

I remember wanting one in the 90's SO BAD. And then I realized that there weren’t any dolls that represented me (Asian) which kinda blew the entire ‘get the doll that looks like you!’ thing out of the water. Also my 1st gen parents were absolutely not going to be dropping $100 for a doll. I did enjoy reading the…

I would totally be okay with soy milk not having a surcharge. Us lactose-intolerant folks need an affordable alternative and nowadays it’s about the same cost and availability as regular milk (at least where I live) whereas coconut and oat and etc is still rather niche. 
 

Hm, either that gift is very sweet in an ‘I’m trying to feed you, you pathetic human’ way, or very sinister in the Godfather-kinda way.

So....basically, cats are assholes.

I’m sure I’m going to regret asking for clarification, but....what do you mean? As in they can twitch it or swing it in a circle on demand, or...?

Praying to God for guidance and strength while also leaning on threats of physical violence. Nice.

I’m still not over the discovery as a child that sweetmeats = confectionary like candied fruit, and sweetbread = organ meat.

It’s pathetic how “it’s not fair how you make me face the consequences of my actions!” parallels similar lines of argument from grade school children whining when they get caught

My youngest got graduated from a crib to a bed at about 11mos, mostly because somehow, no matter how low I lowered the mattress, he could climb out like a freakin’ monkey and go visiting in the middle of the night.

I really wonder at what point the Republicans realize that they should cut their losses. Pence would be almost welcome to the public insofar as he’s bland and won’t fucking embarrass everybody the moment he opens his pie-hole, and best of all, he’d be controllable. The Republican kompromat must be juicy.

This is what is boggling me about a lot of the anti-Trayvon comments. At the end of the day, no matter if you think he’s a “thug” or gangster or not (he’s not, except maybe they think black=thug), he was a teenage boy out to buy candy, chatting on the phone. Zimmerman was a grown-ass man twice his age, armed with a…

Does it count as a nude when the giblets are covered up?? #deepthoughts

What, didn’t you enjoy the cryptic haiku format of the previous Barf Bag?

You know what? I’m going to ungray you to expose you to the community as the racist and stupid POS you are.

*sexy wink*

If you’re minding your own business at night and some shady looking fucker starts following you around and making you feel unsafe, you’re allowed to defend yourself.

pretty sure that was a joke, bb.

Maybe it’s like the Japanese during WW2. Americans were like, holy shit these guys are crazy, when the Japanese did kamikaze runs. Pointing a multi-billion/something cred cruiser at the Death Star when you already have limited resources would take a lot of desperation and balls.

We know the difference — she’s a woman of color.