Hm, either that gift is very sweet in an ‘I’m trying to feed you, you pathetic human’ way, or very sinister in the Godfather-kinda way.

So....basically, cats are assholes.

I’m sure I’m going to regret asking for clarification, but....what do you mean? As in they can twitch it or swing it in a circle on demand, or...?

Praying to God for guidance and strength while also leaning on threats of physical violence. Nice.

I’m still not over the discovery as a child that sweetmeats = confectionary like candied fruit, and sweetbread = organ meat.

It’s pathetic how “it’s not fair how you make me face the consequences of my actions!” parallels similar lines of argument from grade school children whining when they get caught

My youngest got graduated from a crib to a bed at about 11mos, mostly because somehow, no matter how low I lowered the mattress, he could climb out like a freakin’ monkey and go visiting in the middle of the night.

I really wonder at what point the Republicans realize that they should cut their losses. Pence would be almost welcome to the public insofar as he’s bland and won’t fucking embarrass everybody the moment he opens his pie-hole, and best of all, he’d be controllable. The Republican kompromat must be juicy.

This is what is boggling me about a lot of the anti-Trayvon comments. At the end of the day, no matter if you think he’s a “thug” or gangster or not (he’s not, except maybe they think black=thug), he was a teenage boy out to buy candy, chatting on the phone. Zimmerman was a grown-ass man twice his age, armed with a…

Does it count as a nude when the giblets are covered up?? #deepthoughts

What, didn’t you enjoy the cryptic haiku format of the previous Barf Bag?

You know what? I’m going to ungray you to expose you to the community as the racist and stupid POS you are.

*sexy wink*

If you’re minding your own business at night and some shady looking fucker starts following you around and making you feel unsafe, you’re allowed to defend yourself.

pretty sure that was a joke, bb.

We know the difference — she’s a woman of color.

LOL yeah I’ve basically given up on having one of those picture perfect Xmas tree tableaus like you see in magazines until the kids are quite a bit older. At least they’re enjoying themselves. /sigh To be honest, before I had kids we didn’t bother decorating for any holiday (too much trouble); all this is purely for…

Ah yes. I always enjoy GMG articles handwringing ~what went wrong???~ after spending the past year tearing down candidates, except maybe in Bernie’s case.

Agree. There are a lot of Americans who are more supportive of the rule of law than the progressive left would think, and even a head-on addressing of her role of CA attorney general could have helped. I am a huge supporter of Kamala Harris and at one point had hoped it’d turn into a Warren/Harris ticket. But as the…

I spend the day after Thanksgiving doing the tree with the “help” of the kids and then resorting to wine to maintain my sanity in between yelling at the kids to stop throwing legos into the tree.