You are heating Drano on a stove and smoking the reduced resin.

I can't tell if you're being facetious, or you really haven't gotten to Dance yet

It's just part of his LA-ness.

My favorite part of the comments in any article related to 50 Shades are underneath the jokes about bondage/submission etc.—written by earnest BDSMers that just want to, like, correct misperceptions.

DING DING DING DING DING

GRRM in 1999: "You're boring, Robb! DIE WITH A SWORD HAHAHAHAHAHA STAB STAB STAB"

He didn't say it was true, but he's not going to lie down while someone MIGHT be trying to derail a Tim Burton-helmed Dumbo! However unlikely it is!

It astonishes you that there's no system in place to only admit the worthiest and bravest to the circle of Criticism? Frankly, I find it to be exactly as one would expect.

What the hell is a "sub-par steakhouse?" You mean there's better ones? WHERE ARE THEY.

DO ME NEXT. (that's what she said)

He doesn't? That's stupid.

I was groaning in embarrassment at the sex toilet gag. It way, WAY too on-the-nose. It thought it would have been funnier and more effective if it started with one or two innocent ones and sort of snowballed from there. As it was, it was like a scene from Two and a Half Men.

I'm sure sitting and reading books for three hours a night IS bad for your body.

Sitting very still for hours on end, on a comfortable couch every night, is an historical aberration for our species. Years back, only the rich had that kind of leisure time, and they tended to be fatter than the rest of the population. No, I think they're on to something here.
But I'm curious: if you suspect this is…

This comment gets the Humility Award

What "skeletons in the closet"? You can still see it on Netflix.

He was also Tweeting a mile a minute to tell a story. I was reading them real-time. That was graciousness on the fly.

I'm not a fanboy, and I understand that lists are subjective and inherently ridiculous, but even judging by its own standards and criteria as laid out by its author Rob Sheffield, that RS list was terrible. The worst I've ever seen from a major publication, on any subject.

Enlightening, but my point was that there there was no nod to racial tensions in that scene, intentional or otherwise

If this is the uplifting, encouraging, irony-free comment I think it is, UPVOTE