I love how in the wonderful, borderless world of the internet we’ve had to create artificial borders to maintain the shitty status quo.

Incoming comments from people who don’t understand that edge cases make MUCH better Youtube videos than the obvious answers.

It’s pretty hilarious, but I know Frank Tracz, and I just don’t see him doing that.

Jill Biden tweeted that Joe Biden is running around the office with a gay pride flag worn as a cape. I so want pictures of that

TheRantGuy wrote to point out the problem of having to check one’s luggage each day iat the hotel-provided storage service. Your response was to *inform* him that hotels provide a storage service. Methinks it was you who didn’t think things through.

The ramen people are talking about here isn't the cheap instant stuff - nobody really craves that, I don't think.

That's Herb Albert's Spanish Flea that was used in the old "Dating Game" shows in the 60s and 70s.

Spanish Flea, by Herb Alpert, 1965. Not super recent.

The song is "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. I know it best from its appearances on The Simpsons, but it's also known from The Dating Game and a few other places (like the Fangraphs audio podcast).

Be gentle with animals

You're asking how a government contractor got a job? Next you'll be asking how sausage is made...

How does any contractor get a job? They put in the lowest possible bid.

did they use slaves? if not, that's probably why it's not coming out right.

You're welcome :) it really is strange how big of a difference there can be.

We here at the NFL love women! If we didn't, we wouldn't have cheerleaders!

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

the milk to cookie ratio is off

Umm.. eww. Also, the only proper way to dunk an Oreo is to completely submerge it until the bubbles stop, so this is just wrong all over.

how does one manage to dunk an oreo properly without occasionally sticking their fingers into the milk? I don't think I'll be sharing my milk thanks.

What about an apartment where the fire alarm is interconnected and hard wired into the ceiling? (As mandated by law for IL apartments)