2015 is not a Goodyear for this woman.

close: LOL STFU NUB REKT GG

Pssshhhhhhhtttttt, I can do that. Hold my beer.

That looks like a funky Gumpert Apollo mule

Did you blow the engine on your test drive? Or did the next reviewer blow it?

Simplicity. When I look under the hood of a car I want to see the inner workings, not a bunch of plastic.

Can I actually get one, or is my kid going to be 25+ before they are legal to import?

You forgot CB Radio and red interior :)

Actual small utility based trucks!

Hand crank starters. Inconvenient? Yes, but hear me out. First, would help everyone get some exercise since the news always tells us we are fat and out of shape. Second, a return to simpler times, so nostalgia factor. Third, and most importantly, most people today would not be able to do this so that leaves the roads…

They don't go yellow! I am talking of course about real glass headlights.

Forward mounted side mirrors.

So... A small station wagon with, vent windows, flip up yellow headlights, manual gated shifter, hidden gas cap, rear window louvers (white trash slats), with a rear facing rumble seat and a hand crank sunroof..... Well I agree with all the suggestions, someone should put them all into one amazing car!

I'm not sure if this is really a should, but I hate working on cars with computers, I want carbs and distributors to become a thing again, it makes everything so much simpler.

Analog everything. HVAC controls, radio controls, gauges, throttle, brakes...
Ok, maybe not brakes and throttle, but everything else.

I'd like to see a modern car pull off fins.

Stay strong, gentle northern friend.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

I live in central Illinois. It is -9 degrees, and -36 with wind chill. My roommates just went outside and did the "boiling water turning into an ice cloud" trick 20 minutes ago. We are cold. The dogs have been outside to go to the bathroom, and they will venture no further than the patio. Send help, beer, and lots of…