So you're saying it didn't catch on fire...

Skip ahead to 4:40 in the second video for the carnage.

NO YOU JERK NO TO BE CONTINUED

his mother was a teacher in the third reich? tell me more about this wonderful woman.

And in that same test C&D proved that the Syclone could haul more beer kegs than the Ferrari.

Yeah I kinda figured out the whole water pressure thing when the game told me.

Yet pedestrians carry on and walk about like it's always bright and sunny, even during rainstorms.

Right? I was tripping out and getting all giddy over the detail in the wavy tube man physics.

Man, if people want to buy the game then they should buy the game. I'm not really a fan of the series but don't go telling people they shouldn't buy the game just because you don't like it.

Any chance you could approve me for commenting on Jalopnik articles? I used to be approved, but apparently either one of you, Kinja, or Nibbles decided to revoke it from me, and I'm not sure why... I mean, sure, I'm a loudmouth, but I tend to try to be civil... If you could, it'd be much appreciated.

What if you've only got one leg? So heartless.

Is it even AMG tuned for faster read/write performance?

No Polestar Blue? I am disappoint.

No Midnight Purple Metallic II?

There's nothing scarier than two massive naked guys following you around an asylum.

I understand "overhyped," but how exactly that makes Slender a bad example of this kind of game escapes me. Being popular =/= being bad. It's short and simple and to the point, and it's damn scary... at least the first few times.

Could you learn to love a Prius?

#twohoovesbad
#fourhoovesgood

Um...
Is that a Power Ranger in a shootout?