Fuck yourself, bigot.

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?

So salty.

I know that being an asshole to people just because they like something you don’t isn’t anything new on the internet, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get THIS offended by the fact that some people like to watch wrestling.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

It’s a cost-cutting measure. When all the operators are located centrally in a parked motor home, you only need to hire one political officer.

I am truly saddened by how few people have had C&C Generals as part of their childhood.

Paladin tank in the field

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

In the modern world, great leaders resolve their conflicts with words like:

Yeah, man, it’s the sign on the door that keeps predators out of bathrooms.

So it is better than Rocky V.

I never thought that Sager and Popovich had a legitimate beef anyway, but Pop’s gesture when Sager was first out said it all.

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Fuck. If his prognosis does not improve, nobody better wear fucking black to his funeral. This is a man who’s lived out loud, and that is how we should pay tribute.

I hope you go to sleep tonight happy with your internet points

I think any reasonable person would agree that your logic is idiotic, regardless of their opinion of Obama.