Nevergonnahappen.

Since when did Neil Patrick Harris change his name to Cody Parkey?

an internal combustion engine

or maybe the ‘Aints should have scored more points. Man, Deadspin quality is down the shitter.

cool post bro, did you learn these literary skills on a “blog”?

“blowed up”?

#yawn

This, and Ped State... and SMU’s still the only school that’s gotten the Death Penalty.

Honda Fit? Neon? Saturn? HHR? Are you people smoking crack? obviously, the kind laced with formaldehyde, plastic, bad design cues, and P-repellant

no.

Peking Duck - MUST get at Duck De Chine - the institution that created it. And when you go to the Great Wall of China, go to Mutianyu, so you can ride the totally fun sleds down the mountain (google it)

Dude… Kaepernick sucks… Get over it. He was a useless back up when he decided to turn into a martyr.

um, who?

“Hey, I’m the only Steeler that’s supposed to choke the life out of our fans”

-Le’Veon Bell

“editor of Jezebel to fill in”

<closes browser tab>

OK so you’re a #old. Congrats. Useless article.

since when did Charlie Brown’s teacher become a writer at Deadspin?

The real issue is that you’re buying a Toyota Sienna.

Stick to sports, Deadspin. 

your family’s cat was burned alive, and you’re worried about an old turnstile from a decrepit, torn-down stadium?