Hahaha

Mr. Van Winkle grew up in a middle-class Dallas suburb (Carrollton) where I happened to spend my HS years, although we went to different schools. However, his MOM was the attendance lady at mine, W.T. High School. Mrs. Van Winkle would be there any time you were tardy/absent and had to bring in a note. Also, I made…

Does it help that GRITS is an acronym for “Girls Raised In The South”, so I guess GRIT could be “Girls Raised in Texas”

Well, I’ve had more than one person tell me that it’s bad for my dog to run around on my wood floors because it can create extra strain on the hips and joints not to be able to manage the traction on the floor. I suppose that logic would apply to the ice. Not sure if it’s true or not.

And then I took the car there weekly for free car washes

A few years ago I got a lease quote for an M3 from a BMW dealership here in Dallas. I negotiated the sale price and then they “ran the numbers”. The final pricing sheet they showed me only listed the cash at signing amount and 24/30/36 month payment options. Knowing how the numbers get comprised (BMW-defined MF,…

But if a gale force wind blows over a tandem cyclist, does anyone care?

Is there any way to filter this useless garbage off my deadspin read? With this and the shameless trump bashing, this site has gone to shit.

I hope you just cut-and-pasted that.

It looks like he would be a Roughrider

I had a

That pour-shah sure is full of saftey features

It’s a joke she’s still the coach

How long before Brett Favre is texting this one with pictures of his Jammy?

Who did what? Is this English?

Something got severed, and it wasn’t a camera... “OUI, MISSEUR”

I’m sure more information will come about what *really* happened, but the Talking Heads were going nuts during my brief drive to Starbucks this AM. The Ethical dilemma of personal privacy is really in question here.

“I’m sure Vineyard Vines sells whale-festooned jorts just for this sort of occasion.” >>> rest assured. They do and I own them

When you see a Ferrari or a Lamborghini drive by, rarely do you think, “That’s probably fake.”

Several years ago when Uber was a hot new thing (black car only; NYC, SFO/LA, only), I was in NYC partying for a weekend and it’s a blinding snowstorm. Ordered an uber somewhere in Manhattan - black MB S600, alright, great. Walk outside in the blinding snowstorm and see a sleek, large black Mercedes sedan at the…