This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Two words: Excellent, Coleen.
Two sentences:

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

Driver Uses Pickup For Actual Work, Jalopnik Stunned

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

On a whim, my wife and I decided to buy tickets in the King’s Court for that game on Monday of that week. She had the day off, so we took the kids with us and watched him achieve perfection. It was absolutely the most amazing experience. We all still have the yellow King’s Court shirts we were given that day.

We’ve…

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

It’s Jeeps all the way down.

“Under the hood is a 3.9-liter V8 that apparently doesn’t work.”

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

15 grand is a conservative estimate. 

Someone from South Africa’s SA4x4 Magazine wont have a job on Monday. 

Yeah, I definitely want one. Like badly. And that’s in spite of the fact that I own a POS land Rover already. THIS is the year they climb the JD Power reliability list and knock Toyota down a notch or two!

“Antigua and Barbuda”

All together, Cheers fans:

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

Ran when parked.