That was pretty fucking amazing. Just doing all of the stop motion is itself a huge task.

Billy Haisley ripping on long-winded barely coherent ramblings.  

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

“I need to grab my sunglasses from your car”

Fucking league uses “Real” on a team and wants to be apolitical. That is some stunning ignorance.

Trying to play devil’s advocate, would you like it if veiled conservative mantras (that nobody opposes in their literal meaning but that clearly mean something else) were banned like “Blue/All lives matter” (AKA black lives dont matter), “GOD bless America” (AKA we’re a Christian country), “Support our troops” (AKA…

The best call you could have made.

I’d rather spend all day hanging out at a Russell/Ciara Instagram shoot than meet ANY of these mulleted simpletons.

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s…

I strongly urge you guys to see how Southampton scored their goal against Liverpool before completely shitting on LA and the MLS in general.

I assumed it was just to own the libs.

You see...the joke is they’re playing badly because they’ve been bribed by the “drug cartel” (you know those guys) to throw games. The conceit being that the drug cartel would bet against the pitcher’s team, who would blow the games and the drug cartel would then collect a lot of money in winnings.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism” and went on from there. “It’s irresponsible to use the word ‘white nationalim’ (sic) as it spreads a false narrative that it’s negative to be proud of your country.”

Oh my God, fuck you, lady.

Come on.

This article has inexplicably sent me down a Tampa Bay Rays rabbit hole where I have learned that the “Rays” in their name is “now meant to primarily refer to a burst of sunshine rather than a manta ray” and that they have three official mascots, each with their own backstory and biography. One, Raymond, is apparently…

If every fire-ass Marlins tweet doesn’t end with Derek Jeter sending a gift basket to the recipient, what is the Miami social media team even doing?

“Mr. Jeter, we’ve decided to turn over our Twitter account to our summer college interns.”

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

I mean, the least Jeter could have done is left those guys a gift basket.

BL didn’t need dipsticks at all.  If it ever stopped leaking, you needed to add oil.