Geez. As if BMW ownership isn’t already enough of an overpriced subscription service in itself.

Well, doesn’t that look pretty damn good.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Jason, this is actually what I do for a living... well, no, not repair cars in illegal driveway repair shops in Sacramento county (or elsewhere for that matter)....

First, it was the HOAs, and I didn’t care because I didn’t live in an HOA....

And here we have a true Alfred Einstein.

I saw that blue GT3 in the background and my heart skipped a beat...

Because dealers don’t stock them because people don’t buy them because dealers don’t stock them. 

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

“Repaired cheaply”

I actually sort of think there’s a truth to this. I grew up in a two parent household and I think it played a major role in why I am who I am.

That was really horrible bunting form, even for a pitcher. I understand that he needs to protect his throwing hand, but he did not have proper hand positioning to control the barrel of the bat.

“revealed no further neurological damage.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Stunning Finals upset for the Calves.

Putting Oregon, but not Washington, entirely in the PNW is the biggest head scratcher on the list. If you think that eastern Washington isn’t “truly” PNW, then, holy shit, let me tell you about eastern Oregon. At least eastern Washington has Spokane! Eastern Oregon has...La Grande?

It’s literally the most NW part of the PNW!

I mean, Eastern Oregon is about as Idaho as you can get. 

But so does Eastern Oregon.

Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!