Jesus take  Tweel

uptis sounds promising but it begs the question of what happened to updog.

a surprising number of Mariners fans (who should have known better)

To be fair, the Mariners ran up a really good record over the first twenty games. They were so good that a surprising number of Mariners fans (who should have known better) even believed that this could be a real thing when, in reality, the team just fell back to earth like they always do.

Anyway, it’s a balk, all this bullshit is a balk, and if pitchers are getting through to MLB doing all this balk shit, it’s time to tell college and HS coaches to stop it with the balk shit. It’s not hard not to balk. Shit.

So what’s this mean for North Korean disarmament?

Andy Robertson has something to say about that

He has reached peak hick.

The golden ring of hell.

There's always levels to this, but Rhame should absolutely have been thrown out for throwing two pitches up by Hoskins' head. If you want to plunk a guy on the thigh or butt that's dumb but at least not potentially breaking a bone in the face or giving a guy a concussion. Honestly a lot of credit to Hoskins for not…

I can’t wait ‘til MLB implements a dinger clock to shave another 1.4 seconds off a 3.5 hour game.

There’s a lot of communities here in Tennessee that could use a de-methanizer. 

For that much money there better be.

How heroic will that Batman be, beating up on a Joker who is well into his 60s, when he starts fighting crime.

How much you want to bet they still made him wait for his boarding group number to be called before he could get on the plane?

Wow.  Do the two of you do a lot of meet ups?

You say that, but next time go jump in a Versa. You’ll be ready to end it all in about 15 miles or so. I was forced into driving one for a week and it was the most miserable excuse for a car that I have ever had the displeasure of driving. And I’m not just giving it crap because I DD a BMW. I had a Malibu rental for a…

Hey, where did you get that photo of the new Supra?

Every time I see a new Toyota, I wonder if they can make an even uglier car, and hold and behold, the new model is even uglier!
Look at that miserable Toyota, looks like an hand held vacuum cleaner.

They are the appliances of the automotive world.