“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

I see Honda Pilot too

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

Isn’t it nice when you can look at the headline and already know who wrote it without looking at the by-line?

The Squareback is decently high up on my want list.  I have a thing for odd wagons.

lol.

I’ve never sausage a bad pun.

The real tragedy of this story: No waffles.

The point is that the Dr. knows that gun is there but can’t move because he doesn’t move, the only reason he knows it’s there is because he’s going to be shot by it.

How much is a kidney worth these days? Asking for a friend.

No, it’s quite natural. If only the wheels were a matte bronze or dark gold too.

Because he’s 51 years old competing against guys in the WRC who are 20+ years younger. There’s also the fact that he started rallying in his 40s, while the other top drivers in the WRC have been rallying since their teens.

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A good friend went on a date with her YEARS ago, but as soon as I saw this I knew it (hopefully) had to be the same woman.

LORDY GOD WE KNOW THE SAME JANE! SHE’S IN NASHVILLE!

It’s like my friend Jane and her collection of clown figurines. I met Jane on Tinder, and she was smoking hot, smart, had a great job... and after our third date, she invited me back to her place where I discovered she has a passion for the circus. Clowns on the wall, figurines everywhere, clown wigs on styrofoam…

Chevrolet will continue to dominate the Premier League

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Should HAVE left him there.

You’re welcome.