You should take a trip to St John’s NFLD (if you haven’t been already). Signal Hill there and the station on it are awesome, and it’s a cool little town.

Fast forward 11 months from today, and David Tracy will ask the following:

The diggers have finally excavated enough sand to reveal a once white door. A trio of them are sent forward with pry tools to ease open the rusty aperture into the unknown. Suddenly, a spray of ancient, highly acidic Tang coats the men, whose skin melts and bubbles before everyone’s eyes.

I think this unveiling will be about as successful as Geraldo Rivera’s “Al Capone’s Vaults”.

Send David to Cape Cod for live coverage of the excavation. Promise him Jeep CJ2a parts in lieu of pay.

If you send David Tracy to cover this, I’ll pick him up at the airport and drive him to the sand dunes.

With the Wagoneer being rusty and immobile for decades, I think the biggest thing the owners need to protect it from is our own David Tracy, who will probably materialize out of thin air when the Jeep is exposed, ready to whisk it back to Detroit, where he will spread its rusty parts all over his house.

Plot Twist: This is an elaborate Jeep PR stunt, and the car that will be revealed upon the garage’s excavation is actually the new 2019 Wagoneer.

Don’t worry, I’m preparing a special something for the Giulia.

so... still no ms-paint producer position?

How soon can we greenlight a bollywood style film with Jason as the lead?

You’ve been reading my dream diary again!

poach Bollywood!

Does this mean more bikes? i want more bikes...

Andrew taking over as reviews editor will mean that the next sports car review will read simply:

My new Camaro does 198