I liked the Downey interaction.

wishing Meghan somehow had it worse is weird ass behaviour.

I mean she was receiving death threats at the highest while she was pregnant. She’s touching on something a lot deeper there about those threats being connected to her bringing a mixed race child into a colonial family. 

...you’re posting this from the emergency room, aren’t you? 

This is my second-favourite Britney cover.

The choice of music was most likely Tony Scott, the director. Tarantino probably would have used some Doo-wop tune.

What a boring thing to say. I’ll take good-old fashioned jerks and snobby dipshits any day over such fucking pablum

I mean, it’s perfectly normal when you’re driving, on the road at night, to see two headlights coming toward you. Fast. To have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. To anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.

Request denied [bangs gavel]

Oh man, were you around for the Star Wars VHS remasters, which led to the Special Editions?

I mean, I’d think Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street-theme weddings would be weird too.

One could reasonably argue there are fewer lessons to be gleaned from Harry Potter (an adventure story about a rich kid at boarding school) than Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow, or Sesame Street (all very specifically didactic programs expressly engineered to empart lessons).

Absolutely true. Everyone can use some comfort sometimes. But it’s a bad idea to eat it every day.

Wait...slandering Steve Martin???!

I know a couple of people who have done the full Disney wedding, and it sounds like my personal hell. The crowds and rigmarole alone, man...

She’s not a bitch for this.

THIS 

Honestly? Yes. Harry Potter, Star Wars, Marvel, etc. tell simplistic stories with simple themes. They don’t challenge you, they’re comfort food. If you keep eating Kraft Dinner as your staple meal into your 30's and 40's you have an immature palate. If you are still super excited about Harry Potter into your 30's and…

Honestly, we should just do away with “Standard” time. It’s not even the standard!

Sensible, really. Jay Leno has been burnt by the car restoration game one too many times.