I think he has a real opportunity to focus on playing characters who work on their biceps a lot.

Old Dads on the Block

Why does Barsanti constantly write like this? What is the point of this first paragraph?

17+17+17= 51. The math checks out.

He’s 52 and he’s from Boston - he should be playing someone’s great-grandfather at this point.

Hey Royal Bigness, go fuck yourself mate.

MAGA should just stop pretending not to be racist. They are not convincing anyone.

Like literally everything seemingly targeting black people, it’s pretty clear that even the MAGA idiots know that they aren’t actually winning everyone over, and all of this only exists to convince less-than-completely-racist white people that a vote for Trump isn’t a vote for white supremacy.

There is no such thing as “too horny”. For anyone. Even us cis white men 

I didn’t hear about her supposed nutritionalist, but the stories about her mom’s “MAGA-themed” birthday party and her on-set chemistry with Glen Powell were very much tabloid headline/Yahoo home page material that infiltrated the zeitgeist. It was Discussed.

There are two reasons why I watched that Hooters sketch.

but a Hooters bit just feels too painfully obvious in the year of our lord 2024.

The Tit War could have been competitive if Kat Dennings still had a career and was frequently nude, but neither are true.  Thus, Sweeney is the winner by default. 

so fucking tired of all these commercials masquerading as sketches. Old SNL would never have lowered itself to plugging for AirBnB, Hooters, etc...

“Having the preternaturally charismatic Glen Powell pop up not once but twice throughout Saturday’s show...”

Her best letter grade episode was the Bad Bunny episode where she admitted she didn’t understand most of the jokes and judged their success on audience reaction.

The way y’all write about SNL episodes boils down to

“nothing that a therapist couldn’t possibly even remedy”

It’s not that hard to make at home.  That might be a good route for you to take.

No matter where you live, it shouldn’t be hard to find much better chicken parmesan at a reasonable price.