Hopefully because he chose to ride in a convertible, and a true American hero did what should have been done long ago.

Maybe you should think more.

Mr. Orange and his supporters don’t really understand how the world economy works.

Perhaps relatedly, welcome to $45 USD bottles of maple syrup.

Just getting hit in the face at speed, never mind right in the eye, fucking sucks. Even if it’s just bugs, never mind stones or whatever else might get kicked up. 

I betcha there are some underemployed Trunk Monkeys looking for a gig

*cannot

I’m curious about the five states requiring everything - what happens if you have an older car that was manufactured without a passenger side mirror? Do you have to retrofit one?

Why are you friends with stupid assholes?

They gotta learn how to drink responsibly somehow, why not right at your side?

Tough shit. You should not be allowed to drive if you can’t do ALL of the things it takes to operate safely. That’s neither ableist nor ageist. Driving is a privilege to be lost when you cannot do so in a manner that endangers everyone else on the road. 

No beer drinkers or winos - it’s the hard stuff only there!

But it’s the only thing that makes my co-pilot tolerable!

Mormon detected.

It’s one of those “I wish they could both lose” situations.

Anytime someone slights Tesla marginally, tangentially, or even accidentally, StalePhish will be there to jerk off about it! If you’re not letting Leon’s musky nuts rub your chin, you’re part of the problem!

We need government to protect us from rich assholes.

Milk steak, boiled, over hard

She still managed to get here before you commented.