His Monopoly-obsessed parents already used “Community Chest” for his older brother?

That’s probably a good guess, but you clearly didn’t finish reading the post.

Voting Republican is treason.

EP05 is determined to prove himself one of the dumbest motherfuckers here.

A lot more people should try that.

Canadian Americana

I’ll smile if every single subhuman who voted for fascism dies of the most painful cancer possible. They can all eat shit.

I’ve been in a similar situation with a ‘71 Bus. The temporary solution for the next 150 miles? Chewing gum, a bolt that wasn’t quite big enough on its own, some masking tape, and an aggressively-wielded rubber mallet. 

That is your punishment for not aborting your unwanted daughter. The only solution now is for you to perform a murder-suicide, so no one has to take care of your shameful loinfruit after you do the right thing.

I hope the Donald is successful because I love my country

Drink bleach, you fascist-simping fuckstain.

Zero advertising visible with a proper adblocker (& a bit a of custom script to nuke that Taboola garbage).

There simply are not enough stars for how much I agree with that final sentiment.

Actual tools are useful.

There’s no EV mandate, you inbred moron.

I like the way you think.

That’s a troll account. Never take it at face value.

Works for me.

That would put that WalMart out of business!