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get put name

As opposed to the orange felon who can barely get through a single sentence without a lie? Give me a fucking break.

Do you have any gag reflex at all, or do you just relax your throat & eagerly swallow whatever nonsense is offered?

3 car seats in a 5-row car

This bad boy is already 12 years newer than your outgoing car, and has also done just 70,000 miles. That might sound like a lot, but Swedish cars are notorious for lasting on and on and on, with some examples of this very Saab managing double that distance over their lifetime.

I like how they couldn’t even manage to get put name into the title of that section - just in the photo credit.

Herpes, or just crabs?

Some people are so addicted to hyperbolic statements, they just can’t help it. Nor would it surprise me if this JDM importer/dealer added a bunch of those themselves.

Thanks Obama! (They know who’s really at fault here, of course.)

I’m confused. How are car seats driving down birthrates?

I don’t think a slight whiff of hypocrisy is a problem for them if it means even more money.

Nah, just a couple of the sluttiest cushions he can find, right on his lap. 

I have no idea why people in a 3,000 lb car want to play chicken with 15,000 lbs of pickup and trailer.

But for just 3x the usual price you can now have it delivered - late & lukewarm at best - to the comfort of your own hovel!

Wait, you weren’t expecting something resembling accuracy - never mind actual journalism - were you? I’ve got some bad news for you if that was the case.

The poptop bed looks more comfortable than the folded down seats.

Maybe 4-5 years ago.

On a Vanagon the weekender is worth, what, 3x as much