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JustinQueso
justin-queso

There is no such thing as “too horny”. For anyone. Even us cis white men 

True, but maybe that’s better than the current reviews often not mentioning the musical guest’s performance at all...

I didn’t hear about her supposed nutritionalist, but the stories about her mom’s “MAGA-themed” birthday party and her on-set chemistry with Glen Powell were very much tabloid headline/Yahoo home page material that infiltrated the zeitgeist. It was Discussed.

but nothing good comes from being seen as busty.

Some credit to them: men tipping her tens of thousands of dollars made me smile/almost chortle, and her being a crossing guard and “thousands” died achieved chortle status.

There are two reasons why I watched that Hooters sketch.

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but a Hooters bit just feels too painfully obvious in the year of our lord 2024.

Or the joke could’ve been that she genuinely provided excellent service and the other servers were actually hilariously incompetent. A bunch of directions they could’ve gone besidesthe lady has big boobs and guys like big boob ladies.”

the previous SNL A.V. Club writer was way funnier and had a much firmer grasp on what makes for good live comedy. The current one is more like, “here is a show that happened this week. The host was okay.”

The Tit War could have been competitive if Kat Dennings still had a career and was frequently nude, but neither are true.  Thus, Sweeney is the winner by default. 

so fucking tired of all these commercials masquerading as sketches. Old SNL would never have lowered itself to plugging for AirBnB, Hooters, etc...

Ok… judges ruling

She seems to be going the way of Connelly.

Having the preternaturally charismatic Glen Powell pop up not once but twice throughout Saturday’s show...”

Her best letter grade episode was the Bad Bunny episode where she admitted she didn’t understand most of the jokes and judged their success on audience reaction.

Tits McGee is still Kat Dennings.

For the Hooters sketch to function at a higher level, she should have been the waitress who no one wanted for some reason, with Bowen as the favorite.  I also wanted to see the Sydney Sweeney Todd sketch.

The way y’all write about SNL episodes boils down to

“nothing that a therapist couldn’t possibly even remedy”