There’s still time!

but if you were born elsewhere, no testing or understanding of the local road rules is needed

she tried to two-finger the last pickle out of the jar

Jalopnik you can do better.

Potato salad. Dump a bunch on the potatoes while they’re still hot, they’ll soak up all that pickle-y goodness. (Doing the same with vinegar is a good move - brine is Olympic level.)

Please remember to be civil.

Nah, don’t spread that shit around. Let it fester & wither away where it sits.

Reading the whole post cuts into valuable time that could be used to post idiotic knee-jerk reactions.

6x8 sheets of plywood

Would that be kosher?

Australia is actually REAL freaking strict

Australians are just Florida Men down under. They call em bogans.

Legacy image formats like jpg/jpeg, png, etc seem to work, but not that newfangled stuff.

Forgive me for this picture of the happy couple:

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Once a felon, always a felon, you bootlicking twink.

Here, I fixed your comment for you: Everyone that voted for Trumpster deserves to be kicked in the teeth every day for the rest of their lives.

Image uploads via url seem to work just fine, even if URLs for anything else do not.