i have a soft spot for tyson.

Well, he was obviously late

I’d like to offer them each a heavy duty plastic bag that can be securely fastened around the neck.

We know, we can see your lips moving in the mirror!

The Soviets? in 2024?

No doubt, and it’s not like convicted rapist Tyson is some great boon to humanity. Ideally, they would have inflicted mutual, completely career-ending injuries to each other.

I’m just disappointed that Tyson didn’t beat him, badly.

At least tell us what the damn car was.

There’s no reason not to name them now, even if they’re long gone. Pissing on a grave is satisfying (imagine what Orange Shitler’s final resting place would smell like if left unguarded).

I can’t specify what it was (thanks to legal proceedings)

Have a ssssssstar!

Damn, man, it’s like you’re in my head right now.

This is the first time I’m hearing (of) the Avalanches, and you’re absolutely spot on.

Nah. Maroon or burgundy, not even oxblood. Brown Volvos (especially of this era) were distinctly BROWN.

But perfectly appropriate for the intellectual age of the Paul bros.

Sounds about white.

Wouldn’t a clapped-out WRX be a more appropriately powered by vape batteries? 

I don’t think she’s a boomer, but a bitter, crusty Xer.

You’re also colorblind, because that isn’t brown.