As we can see in one of the engine bay pictures, the battery is over four years old, so that may be an upcoming maintenance item.

This is definitely not a diesel.

It’s not like we’re gonna see him deported or perp-walked for anything, ever, so I’m going to focus on the possible.

Now serving Cleveland Steamers!

I’d be quite satisfied were he to be struck & killed by one operating in FSD mode. The schadenfreude would be immeasurable!

It’s turtles cyberdumpsters all the way down.

That low hanging fruit really is the sweetest.

able to ingest a raw chicken

Visualize one taking out ol’ Musky himself.

Dozens of dumpsters vs a single garbage truck seems like a terrible idea, unless your goal is to add congestion.

whether you choose a Cybertruck or a dominatrix, you can get spat on

Sounds like a good excuse to get a sidecar!

I didn’t realize they were still around! I took that picture back when their South Lake Union location was still open.

Even the blind despise those wheels.

I’m surprised skeffles isn’t here to whine & bitch about you encouraging “donor cycles” (or some other moronic term).

Amber’s sis, not bro, brah.

It wasn’t a gas station, but still offered some of life’s essentials.

I’m really upset about the fact that I typed into a search bar what I had to type to get that image.

His Monopoly-obsessed parents already used “Community Chest” for his older brother?

That’s probably a good guess, but you clearly didn’t finish reading the post.