The Smokey Yunick fuel line trick? Debunked, I believe.

I hope you’re using electric eels for that!

He has concepts of the word “understanding”.

It is also an affluent city, meaning DARE programs and shit don’t actually work

I’m shocked that the joke that is DARE still exists, wasting money & spreading misinformation (and giving elementary school kids yet another reason to distrust & mock cops for 4 decades now).

Fast, blind, and half in the bag.

I don’t think my vote will actually do anything lol.

EVERYONE please VOTE!

also “A SCUM”, which is also perfect.

He couldn’t figure out how to cancel his Columbia House membership quick enough.

His “Look, GM also bad!” is exactly that - whataboutism on behalf of Tesla.

the inevitable goalpost-moving.

Is Melon Usk paying you to simp for Tesla here?

There definitely was, but I don’t think there are too many left. In my admittedly limited experience with them, they generally died of old age & very high mileage - good ‘n’ worn out. I’ve known a half dozen f0lks who bought them new & only retired them after 250K miles - 350K & 400K in two cases. Only the two high…

If you wanted napkins, you obviously should have ponied up for a seat in napkin class!

Isn’t calling a Triumph an orphan brand in 2024 about as accurate as being 90 years old & calling yourself an orphan?!

Gimme a big ol’ sheet of Lexan & a Harbor Freight heat gun. And some silicone caulking & mebbe a li’l speed tape. Replacement front winder comin’ right up.

The latter scenario is far more interesting. 

That sounds plausibly like a Kramer-centric story line on Seinfeld*, or maybe a bit from I Think You Should Leave (Tim Robinson).

That’s the most accurate photo of the Cyberturd I’ve ever seen.