Average adult, presumably.

ExpiredSeafood is here, indeed, with the usual knob-gobbling insane defense of his musky hero’s biggest vehicular atrocity.

and 100% free of lubricants.

oh why, do these guys feel the need to put so many lights on their trucks

Those wheels are a fucking travesty on this, and the stance is silly. It’s clean as hell, but it’s different enough to be suspect.

It certainly confirms my notions about the mental capacity of Hummer drivers.

a super toxic comment section

deport him back to South Africa

What’s it like being the single stupidest commenter on all of Kinja?

slak is a racist fuck who just can’t fellate the cops hard enough. Hill’s behavior is irrelevant to slak; for him, Hill’s skin color justifies the cops’ behavior (because slak is racist, cop-worshipping scum).

You’re too stupid even to write a coherent insult.

You just can’t suck enough cop cock, can you?

spending all day in bed on a diet of pure ice cream

Time to submit your plight to What Car Should I Buy!

*islands

I think it was still on shelves until not too many years ago.

I had a high-mileage, bare-bones Volvo V70 that was exceptionally comfortable for long days on the road. It handled 5 long coast-to-coast trips across the US for me after it hit 165K. Seemed to be invisible to cops, too.

Exactly. They’re a cult of assholes, who have actively chosen to be as hateful & useless as possible.

The right time to pull out always varies, depending on the ride & conditions.

1970s childhood? That was the stuff favored by my parents & grandparents for washing the cars, too.