Always read the source story:

There’s one way of saying you’re too stupid to understand colloquial English.

Yeah, but how much should I care that these useless fucking twats (I know, they’re TikTokkers, so that’s redundant) snap their necks in flight?

A California woman is suing JetBlue, claiming the airline’s refusal to allow her emotional support dog to accompany her last year led to a resurgence in her Stage 4 cancer.

the absolutely bonkers hyperlinks in the first paragraph

Not $800/month, but only $200/month, from the sounds of it:

Have some pride in what you do.

Isn’t “gauche” how you pronounce “Drumpf” in French?

Hey, don’t forget how much easier it is to pick up a nice case of diarrhea on the high seas than it is at home!

Santorini residents should be issued hunting permits, allowing each adult to harvest up to 3 cruise ship passengers annually. 

great first car for a 16 year old (especially if you want to embarrass him/her).

I am so fucking tired of these assholes.

And a traitor.

The Barber Museum outside Birmingham is damned cool.

What a deeply stupid approach to voting.

This thing is... special. For a very special person.

I didn’t realize you were an eyewitness.

What are you, some kind of history scientist?

Zero surprise.

Then it should probably be illegal to just make up laws just for the sake of making up laws lol