My immediate reaction was “this is almost as fugly as the Incel Camino and appears to have similar build quality”.

You’re looking at the right thing. The source material (linked at bottom of left of the header gif) has video that shows the old phone pedestal didn’t snap off in the crash, but is still in place - bent over quite a bit, so it must have absorbed a fair amount of the Volt’s energy in doing so.

You mean “sign up to be cyber-cucked”.

he’s still a douche bag

One should have been shot in the head, the other not.

Angry, how? Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli?

Hey now, he didn’t say which taxpayers were footing the bill!

As a person who’ve only had Japanese cars, Mitsubishi at that for over 100k miles...What?

I’m sure they’re “diamonds”, not diamonds.

How is this pronounced?

Is she seriously a 37 year old grandmother?

Your blind, drooling fealty to Dodge seems like an indicator of severe brain damage, but maybe it’s a birth defect.

No idea, and the phrase doesn’t appear in the ad.

shining star

I’m not sure I’d grant it “clever” status, but that’s very much a troll account - the stilted language reminds me of one of the long-running Jez trolls, “Crystal Jewell” who purported to be a “20-something grad student from Iowa” for a few years, constantly bleating about her unaborted daughter, for whom she blamed…

Most of that stuff came out a few years back on The Authorized Bang Collection, Contractual Obligation Session.

If this was in worse condition w/ a lot of wear and tear, it would only be a $500 car years ago; now maybe $1000

Top down! The world is my ashtray.

That last paragraph is a needlessly hyperbolic bit of bullshit.

It’s as if she gets noticeably dumber on a weekly basis.