You’re welcome, I’m sure. Now - I’m assuming that you know enough to keep from touching women inappropriately? And if you weren’t bipolar with anxiety issues that understandably limit your ability and performance, you might want to expand your horizons and consider something with more responsibility that offers more…

They apparently think that we’ll think they can. Every kink begins with “k”.

Yeah, but you’re in the back of the house, not in a retail environment. This suit deals with exclusively male management targeting almost exclusively female sales personnel in individual stores, so it’s kind of like comparing apples and hand grenades. It could happen just as easily in a retail chain of art…

Well, not if they insist on taking their dicks with them.

Idle curiosity here - what are the limits of a lab-created stone like that? Naturally occurring moissanite is in such small amounts that you wouldn’t be able to make up a ring, so it’s sort of interesting you were able to have someone cook it up for you.

Nope, not even close.

Yea, but where do you stand on foreplay?

Isn’t it funny how handsy assholes like this are never caught in a museum with their hands all over a masterpiece? And somehow are never seen fondling any admirable watches or cufflinks that their male co-workers or bosses might wear?

Again, we have only her word that she can’t get hired at a job, such as stocking shelves, where no one would really give a great amount of shits about her resume - but of course doesn’t exactly pay close to what she could be making given her education and previous work experience if she hadn’t been found out to be so…

I have no idea - and I want to keep it that way!!

Good to know heheheheheh.

Seriously.

Have you seen the movie stage play A Perfect Murder Dial M for Murder? It’s about a very rich Manhattanite British ex-tennis pro who married for money (Michael Douglas Ray Milland) who hires a man to kill his wife (Gwyneth Paltrow Grace Kelly) after learning she’s been having an affair for the same reason, i.e.…

I am more shocked when things he says are actually true

Zirconia. Count on it.

No fault, my ass. Unfortunately, NY prohibits breach of promise actions, and honestly, if anything cries out for that remedy, it’s this situation. If she has to give back the ring because his parents were a colossal bag of dicktips and called off the marriage, which is apparently going to cost her family some $$, then…

The prison where Geoghan was murdered is about a mile from where I am right now. As it’s sort of across from the access road for Rt 2, whenever I drive my Mom anywhere, she always makes some remark about Geoghan (it’s either him or Aaron Hernandez, who’s doing life there). I just showed her your story, so now we’ll…

Nope, that’s bacon. Which, trust me, the French are not covered in.

Having the last, best word while simultaneously reminding people that domestic violence should never be swept under the rug is the best definition of “closure” I can think of. You’ve reached a position of indifference, but what makes you think everyone else should be where you are? It’s not like the family took out…

Excellent idea, but you’ll have to move the Trump Steaks first.