A man who doesn’t like anything on fire? Yeah, you definitely have a challenge there. Maybe you need to get these for your lawn - while a pack of Velociraptors would be perfect, but still there’s nothing like a T-Rex to expand your holiday horizons!
Dark ones rule, but admit it - even the milk chocolate ones beat anything made by Hershey.
Heh, Mom just turns off the porch light and pretends she’s not home - she knows that lingering trauma that comes with being cheated out of chocolate for (ugh) raisins.
Hey, who knew they had another use, other than leaving them for waitstaff in place of a tip? Jeebus ruins everything.
I think your partner is my mom. How did you get her to stop buying those crappy mini-boxes of raisins under the delusion that kids actually want that shit?
Bite your tongue - dark chocolate Milky Way can beat up any damn candy bar you can name.
Meanwhile, my brainwashed-by-Faux-news mom got an email this morning telling her that because Trump has waaaay more Facebook “likes” than Hillary, he’s gonna win!
Please don’t fall into the trap of taking responsibility for that asshole’s future assaults - this is something that one intervention will never fix. It’s not up to you to curb or police his behavior, and I’m enraged that people think it’s one more job women have to step up and do - like wondering if getting a broken…
Mine was about a grand, last year - bloodwork, anesthesia and two teeth extracted. (I swear the little bastard must be getting sweets from somewhere.) This is in LA - I’m sure it’s cheaper elsewhere *sigh*.
Enzyme powders won’t keep plaque from softer food from forming at the gumline - the only way to prevent that is by mechanical means, i.e. scraping or brushing it off. That’s what the hard biscuits for your dogs do - and if my cat could eat hard crunchy foos without turning into the Hindenberg with feet (because of…
The problem is, cats build plaque at the gumline - which is the only place they get cavities since their teeth are either fangs (incisors) or triangular meat rippers. And an untreated cavity can result in the more narrow teeth snapping off or an abscess - both of which are a fuck of a lot more expensive to treat tham…
Hacks. Worse, hacks who’re getting paid.
It’s still not corrected, either. Jesus, how the fuck hard is it to spell the topic of the damn post right?
How, exactly, is he “entertaining”? Isn’t some measure of enjoyment or pleasure implied in that word? Fallon’s like a hemorrhoid-they’re also puffed up and you can’t fucking wait for them to go away.
*sigh* Rape kit evidence doesn’t only deal with samples taken from the victim’s body, it includes the clothing worn at the time of the assault and an evaluation of physical injuries. Even though Locklear didn’t report the rape immediately, she still gave Bivaletz permission to report it to the police later that month…
That’s because she wasn’t respected, or even valued, as a human being. You don’t sit or your arse and not bother to file a rape report a fucking month after it happens if you actually give a damn about someone.
No. Stop right there. To not report a rape to the police until an entire month later, after the student gave her permission to do so, should tell you all you need to know about just how diligent Bivaletz was about doing her job. Given such an appalling lack of concern for a crime committed on campus, is it any wonder…
I actually find this gif very apt, and I don’t think you were being callous or flippant. My brain is on boil-over reading this disgusting ass-covering justification from the institution, to say nothing about the “she was really sexually active” attitude toward the other accuser - and this is exactly what my head…
The teeniest bit of that shit doesn’t make you high, it makes you dead. If you want a good high, try hanging yourself while you whack off - the odds of your surviving that are higher. Fugu neurotoxin paralyzes your muscles, so you can be fully conscious while you die of asphyxiation - which is actually what I’d dearly…
And then throw it away, because that shit is still poisonous. Also, melt down the crockpot - it’s no good now.
